Sunday, April 13, 2008

EMPLOYER PROFILE: Trevor Starkley Herberton Browntrout III



Hello. I am Trevor Starkly Herberton Browntrout III. I founded this company on a solid bedrock of earth, wind and fire. You shall obey.

You will be much enthusiastic for communications with my "new incentives/ talented plus" and this will bring your ancestors to the program with iron fisted will!

Forever marching! Forever strong! We shall be having community relations for difficult developments marketing solid foundations for the many.

Man-boy-child need not apply! Only the people built "Darwin Tough" are allowed entry through the jade gates of this happy domain.

Pig-Pig dead baby pig sonnet for the pork sausage make Jimmy Dean the weak willed profit of doomed sales model. Pride not gone. Forever the swineheart. Mel Gibson made foolish, the movie for Christgone: alt title: Snuffed By Romans.

And all you ask is "why?" Engrish not the goodspeak? Well, Funk you in your stupid arse-pie, dogdamn yankee! We will rain our ancestor's piss on the head of your unknowing goat, make foul the well of your lazy numb-numb!

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