Arab Terrorists!

I was just informed today by Bill Butts, a vocational rehabilitation counselor who I work with that "Arab terrorists" run all of the tobacco shops and some restaurants in the Twin Cities Metropolitan Region. Bill Butts has a big heart, happy hands, an eye for the ladies, and a beard like Billy goat. This dialogue shows how difficult it can be to remain politically correct in this profession.

"Oh Mr. Butts, I just went in to Midway Tobacco to see if they had any jobs available for my peeps."

"What? No, don't go looking for jobs in those places. They only hire Arabs."

"Yes, they usually are family run. I'm going to forget about it."

"Yeah, a buddy of mine told me that the terrorists run those places, only Arab terrorists. I think our government knows about it. Don't bother with that."

"Well, there are a lot of family operated business in the Twin Cities. I know that."

"Terrorists! Arab terrrorists!"

"Yes, many Arab families do appear to have enterprenurial endeavors."

"Terror-error, 'errorists! Perror, whereor, barrorists! Terrorists!"

"Right, Mr. Butts. Say sir, did you know a lot of people say I look like a terrorist? They say I look Saudi Eastern or Iraniarian."

"Never son! Never! I would not have believed it never for a...never! Boy! Stay. Away. Just stay away from those places. They keep hookhas for pets!"

"Yes Mr. Butts."