Wednesday, March 26, 2008

How To Ask Your Fellow Social Services Professional Out On A Date!

Dating protocol works a little differently between inter-agency professionals in the wide world of social services.

1. Begin by aknowledging an Illinois sports teams of your choice.
2. Note a point of mutual commonality.
3. Inquire about current relationship status.
4. Declare that you sleep with your parents.
5. Repeat #4.

EXAMPLE:

"Hi. I love the Bears. We work with the same client. Are you single? I sleep with my parents. Did I mention I sleep with my parents? Will you date me? Thank you."

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