I,_________________________________ agree to the following terms of service regarding seeking employment:
1. I will miss 3 out of every 5 job development meetings.
2. I will only attend interviews where I know for certain that marijuana is in my system.
3. I will deny that I knew anything about marijuana in my system.
4. I will expect the job developer to solve all of my problems, including but not limited to:
--girlfriend/boyfriend doesn't call anymore
--hamster is ill
--in trouble again with parole officer
--had a crappy childhood
--want to be an astronaunt but don't know how
--forgot to pay rent/ getting evicted
--out of smokes
--out of weed
--need a new liver due to ravages of alcoholism
--parents are mean to me
5. I will make unrealistic demands followed by rigid expectations.
6. I will not follow up on job leads and if I am hired I will quit after two days.
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